It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So much Jack, so little girl.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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