Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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