Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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