i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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