no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
