CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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