? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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