I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
whose ass print is on the piano?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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