id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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