She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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