so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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