the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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