I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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