Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Randomize
