She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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