Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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