Just look for the house with the beer knights.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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