i jhust puked up my retainher.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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