Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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