I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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