Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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