pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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