okay pat passed out under dana's car
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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