what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
