Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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