I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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