It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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