She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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