i would punch a child for taco bell
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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