I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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