Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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