fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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