That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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