There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I will pee on everything he values.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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