Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
