me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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