is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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