You really coming over, don't trick.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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