My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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