normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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