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(703): View more from Virginia

Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

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(347): View more from New York

He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.

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(805): View more from California

Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?

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(773): View more from Illinois

well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start

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(937): View more from Ohio

I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.

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