are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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