This girl is more easily done than said...
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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