remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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