O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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