I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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