Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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