oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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