Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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