Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I checked into jail on foursquare
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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