i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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