the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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