Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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