I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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