is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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